Mary and I

                                                            Pilgrim's  Pants

Johnny, I just thought I should thank you for your kind offer to come to my rescue when I am stranded on either some remote Tibetan mountain or some icebound dump in Siberia. Now, as we both realize, if you are going to be able to abide by your promise, you will need to go on a fairly rigid training programme.... As I am sure you are aware, even an experienced cyclist like yourself will find this a real challenge.

Also, I fear, your biker buddies (not to mention their wives and in-laws), who are so anxious to have news of your Zen nun correspondent, will not come to your rescue, considering how you disappointed them regarding the posterior project. Meanwhile, you are making a serious miscalculation if you put my rear end in the same category as an airborne Montgolfier. I assure you its dimensions are infinitely more modest.

Regarding the black lack Pilgrim Pants....well, what can I say.... I'm sure hundreds of ladies would oblige. Rotten luck, finding the one recalcitrant Zen nun on the web.

Bi for now,

m.c.g.