Chit Chat

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CHIT CHAT. GAIL FORTESCUE EDITOR IN CHIEF

BOTTOM LINE

sapodilla: ppssttsss

Gail Fortescue: fuck off, u jump on my screen while I'm writing

sapodilla: thought you are in steady chirping state nowdays

Gail Fortescue: yep but when u send me messages u block my writing

sapodilla: haven't you got a handle to restart your contraption pc? Okay It's time I teach you how to keep two yahoo-windows on the screen .

Gail Fortescue: listen matie, if u r not on my screen u jump in, now I'll put u down the bottom

sapodilla: I am a fucking cricket and I gotta jump

Gail Fortescue: u r on the bottom line

WE GOT A PRESIDENT

sapodilla (05/11/2008 1.09.02): New Hampshire 32 libs and 16 cons up to now !!!

sapodilla (05/11/2008 1.29.28): fucking kentukians and Indians (Indianonians?) are for Mc Cain

sapodilla (05/11/2008 1.33.58): No Florida and No Virginia for Barack

sapodilla (05/11/2008 1.34.52): Sarah can become president and meet Russian Putin

sapodilla (05/11/2008 1.35.25): How do you find Sarah Mr. Putin?

sapodilla (05/11/2008 1.35.37): er she sucks

sapodilla (05/11/2008 1.38.59): VOTE Barack or else I am calling the Black Man

sapodilla (05/11/2008 1.46.55): Floridians are having second thoughts . (ehy That Nigger is voting twice, he has just shaved his moustache)

sapodilla (05/11/2008 2.23.52): Texas is for Uncle Tom, missus

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 2.24.46): Texas is a republican state

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 2.25.04): no way Obama will win tx

sapodilla (05/11/2008 2.26.00): NYT Obama-mccain 55 - 45 per cent in Texas

sapodilla (05/11/2008 2.26.22): I see this chick sheri is a con !!!

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 2.26.35): yep

sapodilla (05/11/2008 2.27.57): pack your bag - I saw the Obamiakians drawing a cross with a piece of chalk on your door

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 2.28.16): ha yes I suspect they are, they came by earlier for my guns, and my spine

sapodilla (05/11/2008 2.29.58): And there will be the Rebellion of your Mexican workers too - Get the Bossie Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 2.30.42): no no, i'm a smart girl - have made sure they love me, they will hide me

sapodilla (05/11/2008 2.32.08): runway under a poncho !! ALT what's under that walking poncho !?

sapodilla (05/11/2008 2.39.03): NYT TEXas Obama-mccain 50 - 50 per cent . uhmmm Texas sucks. A bunch of cheaters. Boxes were filled with con-votes before polls started

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 2.41.17): lol the texas rangers rounded up the pros and hog tied them until after the polls closed

sapodilla (05/11/2008 2.44.16): problem with Texans is they are illiterate, all news said Obama will win

sapodilla (05/11/2008 2.44.52): (must visit the fridge and get something to chomp, 2.44 am here

sapodilla (05/11/2008 2.51.03): it 's time we manage a bet - Mc Cain president, I will give you. - Obama president you will give me . -

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 2.54.00): lol oh I am pretty sure Obama will win - not my choice - and it will be very bad for the Usa but no it's not a fair bet

sapodilla (05/11/2008 2.56.57): ehy ehy I am on the winner's side and you are supposed to bow to my wishes, then be ready with your camera and the black lacey

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 2.58.07): oh how would I have ever guessed that???

sapodilla (05/11/2008 3.18.55): kentukian cons promised their chicks not to fry them. Chickens and dogs do vote in Kentucky

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 3.19.42): dogs yes but not cats

sapodilla (05/11/2008 3.20.11): and what about pussies ?

sapodilla (05/11/2008 3.24.38): Things are running well for Mc Cain. I would accept a bet, if I were you.

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 3.40.29): You . are you an Obama maniac?

sapodilla (05/11/2008 3.43.42): not at all. Oby looks like more a jazz singer then a president. But all the world outside Usa is fed up with bushites.

sapodilla (05/11/2008 3.45.19): (we aren't arguing for politics, are we?)

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 3.46.46): oh no just curious . seems most of the world according to our media is in hopes of Obama

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 3.46.56): Yeah this 2nd term Bush was a fuck up

sapodilla (05/11/2008 3.47.31): And I am happy to know that you are a con. It will add pleasure to the real spanking one day

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 3.48.41): ha

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 3.51.03): one of the headlines 'world hopes for a less arrogant america' . it wouldn't be america without arrogance

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 3.51.05): lol

sapodilla (05/11/2008 3.53.37): You should consider that the world outside Usa knows only about the Usa foreign politcs. We are not pro-Obama, we are frightened of another Bush. And the Palin choice shows that Mc Cain went crazy for a sexy lady . Why in the hell he didn't appoint a Colin POwell ?

sapodilla (05/11/2008 3.54.50): (Arrogance eh? let me have your republican bum over my knees)

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 3.55.01): lol you wish

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 3.57.30): not sure about the palin choice . that one came from left field

sapodilla (05/11/2008 3.58.04): Now we are good pals. Tell me the truth - would you really like to be spanked?- I would like to spank you, babie, but in a lovely way

sapodilla (05/11/2008 3.59.46): Outside observers tend to simplify. When we saw the nice Sarah , we thought Mc cain was going mental

sapodilla (05/11/2008 4.17.21): we didn't know about Obama, we thought that Billary was to be the candidate.

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 4.21.02): yeah . but for some reason the switched from Hil to Obama. my sis was one. major forever hillary supporter/fan then last min switch I think some long lost guilt left over from civil war

sapodilla (05/11/2008 4.26.55): Civil War ??!!! you mean Lincoln, general Lee and Gone with the Wind? still suffering a Uncle Tom's complex? cannot believe. This is The Unknown America

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 4.28.58): oh no there is quite a bit of guilt for the black . the raw deal . the oppressed the held back

sapodilla (05/11/2008 4.37.50): Uncle Tom's cabin made me pours lot of tears. But we were all for the Blue Chevarly against the Redskins.

sapodilla (05/11/2008 4.38.38): And please tell them to hurry up with counting the votes, there is nothing left in my fridge

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 4.41.28): ah but the truth of the matter is the war between the states was not a rebellion nor was it's underlying cause to sustain slaver . lol yeah yeah a true southerner through and through

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 4.41.42): yeah the vote is taking a long time

sapodilla (05/11/2008 4.46.00): Underlying there is always money and business. It was a war of farming versus factory, the civil war - (God, how many things I know. You tought I had only bums in mind , eh?)

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 4.47.23): oh You make me giggle

sapodilla (05/11/2008 4.48.10): and you should try my spanking special

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 4.49.17): ha

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 4.49.23): don't tell me

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 4.49.28): two for one

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 4.51.55): oh no Obama pulling ahead

sapodilla (05/11/2008 4.53.10): Florida still uncertain. It's your last chance Lady Con

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 4.54.49): maybe califonia is on drugs and punched the wrong box?

sapodilla (05/11/2008 4.55.01): I see Obama has gotten big ears, mine not so big that's why

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 4.56.00): lol

sapodilla (05/11/2008 4.59.34): where does the money for Obama come from? will he be a just a cerimonial president or a real one?

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 5.00.13): hell most of it came from places outside the Us . and he had lots of it

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 5.00.36): with a democratic congress it will be way real

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 5.01.07): it will be crazy the next four years

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 5.01.23): looks like Obama won

sapodilla (05/11/2008 5.01.53): Remember of Truman and wait for Florida

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 5.03.05): florida only has 27 electoral votes not nearly enough with california out there with 55

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 5.03.22): all Obama needs is califonia and he wins

sapodilla (05/11/2008 5.03.31): Shall I start cuddling you?

sapodilla (05/11/2008 5.04.02): 44 per cent of fucking commies in Texas

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 5.04.25): commies?

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 5.04.31): in texas

sapodilla (05/11/2008 5.04.39): obamikians

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 5.05.34): change is coming

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 5.05.43): like a hurricane

sapodilla (05/11/2008 5.05.52): after the spanking the cuddling, what I lucky girl you were to meet me

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 5.05.59): gone will be our civil rights

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 5.06.08): our 2nd amendment

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 5.06.19): gone with the wind

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 5.06.36): I may have to move to italy

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 5.06.42): lol

sapodilla (05/11/2008 5.07.13): do not forget your bike

sapodilla (05/11/2008 5.07.34): we will go biking all time

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 5.07.45): will the other fellows mind me taking you away from biking

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 5.08.13): yes my bike , i'll rememeber

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 5.08.35): will you marry me so I can become a citizen? and spank me everyday

sapodilla (05/11/2008 5.08.58): I will be glad to push you uphill

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 5.09.08): mmmmm thank you baby

sapodilla (05/11/2008 5.11.39): But you should manage things the Italian way . First place an Obama's flag out of your balcony

sapodilla (05/11/2008 5.11.58): then cry - we won , we won

Sugar_Cherry (05/11/2008 5.12.02): ha ha

ANGELINA WANTS A CAMERA

angelina : hi there,how u doing

sapodilla : windy day

sapodilla : but sunny

sapodilla : I am doing my best to survive, considering that I am married

angelina : hi

angelina : is it very windy there?

angelina : its quite hot here though

sapodilla : bytheway have you gotten shining eyes and a smart bum ?

sapodilla : I wish I could illustrate my website

angelina : ok

angelina : u got a website?

sapodilla : yep

sapodilla : you could be my front-cover

angelina : really?

angelina : for what

sapodilla : to improve my website, to have more readers, and who knows one day some sponsors

sapodilla : let me give a look to your eyes first

angelina : what u mean

angelina : I dont get that

sapodilla : if you are to be my cover girl, I will need pics from you

sapodilla : elementary Watson

angelina : ok

angelina : I have taken a couple of pics recently

sapodilla : oh this is going to be a day

angelina : ok let me send one to u right now to know if u like me

sapodilla : good

angelina : let me scan one of my pics to u really fast

sapodilla : waiting

angelina : what type u like or how u like me pose

sapodilla : something sexy and funny

sapodilla : but you may start showing your bum

sapodilla : or showing toungue and tits

sapodilla : something original

sapodilla : I presume we will have to work on it

angelina : ok how about this

angelina : the connection is quite slow here

sapodilla : I am a patient guy

sapodilla : received

angelina : ok

sapodilla : this pic shows that you have gotten nice boobs

sapodilla : and your face shows that after all you are a good girl

angelina : yeah I wanted to be a model

angelina : u like me?

sapodilla : for sure I will add your pic to my website tonight

sapodilla : now let me see your bum

sapodilla : or try to show your face angry

sapodilla : or desperate

angelina : ok I am not familiar with the term, whats bum

sapodilla : arse, ass

sapodilla : assume a submissive position

sapodilla : the best could be in front of a mirror

angelina : ok

sapodilla : you could show your bum and a submissive attitude

sapodilla : then we will illustrate a story from my website. And you may invite people, who could offer you a job, to give a look

angelina : I dont know if this one is ok

sapodilla : this one is good

sapodilla : merry brat Angelina showing her bum !!

sapodilla : ass

sapodilla : we need a character for Angelina

sapodilla : what would you like to be? a queen? a slave?

angelina : anything u think is good

angelina : will I be getting paid

sapodilla : no, dear

sapodilla : not until I get a sponsor for my website

sapodilla : so sorry

angelina : when can that be

sapodilla : but you can use my website to promote yourself for now

sapodilla : I cannot make any promise, let me be earnest with you

angelina : ok

angelina : ok but can u just get me one tiny thing or litlle favour to help me promote myself more on ur website

sapodilla : uhmmm what do you mean with Tiny Little Thing and Little Favour ?

angelina : I need a digital camera a camera I could take more pics on my own,very sexy pics for ur website

sapodilla : I do say neither Yes nor Not

sapodilla : let us first see what we are able to manage

sapodilla : I mean a gallery of Angelina

angelina : its very important

sapodilla : An illustrated story

angelina : pics are essential

sapodilla : Sorry

sapodilla : First let us what we can get

sapodilla : First Work then Camera

sapodilla : take or leave

angelina : work on what

sapodilla : a gallery

sapodilla : a gallery of characters

sapodilla : and an illustrated story

sapodilla : let us see if readers do like the stuff

angelina : ok

sapodilla : shall I give you suggestions for the gallery?

angelina : ok

sapodilla : what about Angelina-Mistress and Angelina-Slave ?

sapodilla : do you feel the characters?

angelina : yeah

angelina : I love slave

sapodilla : PIC 1 - Mistress with a stick - showing boobs - and ordering to Slave to show her boobs (I will add a caption)

sapodilla : PIC 2 - . Shy Slave begging on her knees

sapodilla : PIC 3 - Slave in tears on her knees unhooking her bra

sapodilla : do you need any further suggestion?

angelina : I will need the camera to take more pics

sapodilla : remember our agreement

sapodilla : no camera for now

sapodilla : take or leave

angelina : how do I take more sexy pics

angelina : can u send me anything at all to help me with it

sapodilla : no, sorry

angelina : ok

angelina : I hope u don wanna just use me

sapodilla : I am not using you or anybody else. All people who contibute to my website get no reward, (including myself), because I have no sponsor. I hope we will get a sponsor sooner or later. Cross fingers.

angelina : what are u writing so long

sapodilla : read above eheh

angelina : I have

angelina : ok bye

Angela dela cruz

Sapodilla : What are your interests, Angel, are you a student?

Angel dela cruz : I am a student also I have my part job here as a web model

Sapodilla : wha't a web model ? do you wear new styles of clothes?

Sapodilla : do you show your ass?

Angel dela cruz : yes......

Faustina Baidoo

Faustina Baidoo : hello, are you there? can we pls chat for a while?

SAPODILLA : uot's up

Faustina Baidoo : pls am sad today

SAPODILLA : mama spanked you? rainy day?

Faustina Baidoo : pls no but my poor grand mother had got an accident

SAPODILLA : oh, car accident

Faustina Baidoo : yes

Faustina Baidoo : no money to make the funeral

SAPODILLA : she died

Faustina Baidoo : yes

SAPODILLA : burn her

Faustina Baidoo : no money to make the funeral

SAPODILLA : no need of money, burn granny

Faustina Baidoo : oh pls here we dont burn

SAPODILLA : you should start

Faustina Baidoo : pls no

SAPODILLA : granny would like it

Faustina Baidoo : nooooooooo

Faustina Baidoo : pls no

SAPODILLA : granny's ashes will go up to the sky

Faustina Baidoo : pls no

Faustina Baidoo : here we dont do that

SAPODILLA : if you don't burn granny, she will go to hell

Faustina Baidoo : pls no

Faustina Baidoo : why

SAPODILLA : ask the magician, he will tell

Faustina Baidoo : who is magecioan

SAPODILLA : a wizard

SAPODILLA : a sorcerer

Faustina Baidoo : then not that

SAPODILLA : masked man

Faustina Baidoo : ok

SAPODILLA : dig a hole in the ground

Faustina Baidoo : yes

SAPODILLA : put a coin in your hole

SAPODILLA : water it every day

SAPODILLA : next spring it will become a little tree full of golden coins

(FAUSTINA SOBS)

SAPODILLA : pour tears on your panties to wash them

Faustina Baidoo : pls why

SAPODILLA : don't you want to wash your dirty panties, you pig?

Faustina Baidoo : you call me pig

go to see your sister

Honest Evelyn: I'm a 30year old Black African female, single , no kids, 5-4 ft tall, 124 lbs., black hair and chocolate colour.

Sapodilla: let me me give a look to your lovely boobs

Honest Evelyn: my mum is around, honey

Sapodilla: just a quick look

Honest Evelyn: she is here with me. Do you know I love you?

Sapodilla: Shall I court your mom? I am sure she is a fine lady. What's her name ?

Honest Evelyn: Comfort

Sapodilla: good afternoon, Comfort, you have gotten a pretty daughter

Comfort : afternoon, thanks

sapodilla: for sure you are a pretty lady

Comfort: I think you are a nice man, I want a man who can love my daughter. My husband is dead, and I found ot difficult to take care of my self and my daugther, and I want some one to take care of us b'cos I found it difficult. I want even money to give to my daughter she is going to write her final exams in designing.

sapodilla: sorry, cannot give money

Comfort: pleas help us dear, pleas????? can you just help me? I will show you the sex things I have, if only you will send the money to us. I don't even get money to pay my rent. I have to go to my sister's place now, but if you can send me some 3thousand euros so that I can pay my rent honey, for you and me if you come here

Sapodilla: go to see your sister

Comfort: when are you going to send the money?

Sapodilla: sister's waiting for you

Honest Evelyn: I am back. So are you going to send the money? b'cos my mum told me you are going to help us

Sapodilla: your mum is mad

giving you one week honey

SAPODILLA: what's up evelyn?

evelyn brobbey: i miss you honey

evelyn brobbey : have you send yhe money honey

SAPODILLA: I am going biking now, fuck you

evelyn brobbey: fuck you too

evelyn brobbey: am takiny you to the fetish priest if you dont send the money

evelyn brobbey: am giving you one week honey

SAPODILLA: spread your asshole

evelyn brobbey: after the one week the money is not in you will die

evelyn brobbey: i tell you honey

evelyn brobbey: one week honey

SAPODILLA: suck my dick

SAPODILLA: tell you mother to lick my ass

evelyn brobbey: you are a fool

SAPODILLA: show me your asshole on cam

evelyn brobbey: you will die if the money dont come

SAPODILLA: would you like an enema?

evelyn brobbey: can i see you on cam right now

SAPODILLA: nopeeeeeeeeeee

SAPODILLA: show me your boobs

SAPODILLA: quick

SAPODILLA: I have to go

evelyn brobbey: i have tell you if you dont send the money on one week my moter and i will strike you to death

SAPODILLA: tell your mother to lick my prick

SAPODILLA: or I'll whip her ass

evelyn brobbey: you are joking with me you will die this evelyn

evelyn brobbey: i promise you

SAPODILLA: ASS ON AIR , YOUR MOTHER AND YOU

evelyn brobbey: foollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

SAPODILLA: BEG MERCY, MY PRIEST IS MORE POWERFUL THEN YOURS

evelyn brobbey: do you want to chalange me dont dare

SAPODILLA: SHOW ME YOUR ASSHOLE AND I'LL SEND 5 EURO

evelyn brobbey: fooll

SAPODILLA: YOUR PRIEST IS A DONKEY

evelyn brobbey: ok he will hear of that

SAPODILLA: YOUR PRIEST IS A MONKEY WITH A RED ASS

NEXT WEEK

SAPODILLA: how come your priest did not kill me?
evelyn brobbey: you know something i told him to stop b'cos i love you soo much